Carnet de route
Perou

OK, Ulla, here we are at Peru’s doorstep.

That’s the Peruvian border ? XL, you’re mistaken… it’s not Peru !

Frontière

Well yes, a little narrow the border check-point… but we’re in Tumbes and we’re told to park right in the middle of the street with all the travelling salesmen around us, and there’s only one customs officer… unbelievable !

It’s extraordinary, XL, the administrative papers were sent finally stamped in 20 minutes : it’s a record !

But our master are checking if all is in order, you never know, as it’s a bit quick this time, when one remembers it took us 15 hours to get through customs, who’s right and who’s wrong ?

XL, this country seems pleasant and you see, they’re warning against child trafficking, so it does exist… that’s crazy !

PERU is 1,285,220 sq. km for 27 million 148 thousand people thus : 22 inhabitants per sq. km.

The currency used  here is the Soles and One US Dollar = 3 Soles.

Ulla, I don’t know if the Gallic is aware that we’re going to be short of gasoil. For the past 200 kms, the service stations have been closed.

Yes, I heard say that if the service stations are closed, it’s to avoid contraband as in Peru fuel is three times more expensive… Ah ! Yes, that’s promising, so the next city is 200 km away….

Ulla, Ulla, look, there’s a contraband station : Why don’t we stop ?

XL, they only sell 5 litre jerrycans and we have only two jerrycans = 60 spare litres so we can continue as we are, don’t be as worried as that… don’t forget that it’s a Gallic driving !

Sshh, Ulla, don’t be aggressive. We’re arriving in the next city to insure our expedition, with the famous SOAT which presently costs 350 soles (that is 120 dollars) for a year, that’s peanuts… On the other hand, if we’d subscribed an insurance policy for South America in the United States that would have cost us 3500 US Dollars for a year and moreover  not acknowledged by the South American police, simply crazy….

OK, XL, I’m hungry and our companions have decided to g do a tour on the Pascamaya waterfront.

OK, XL, I’m hungry and our companions have decided to g do a tour on the Pascamaya waterfront.

And on top of that, they don’t sell dry food here… the only thing we have to eat is mutton heads.. excellent !

Yes, for you, Ulla, the three don’t frighten you… you’d eat that ? How dismal…..

With a little soup, sauces and a few vegetables…

            And for our master a black corn juice…

 

Ulla, did you see how nice they are, Ingelbert and his wife, whom we met at the market ?

Moreover they invited us to their home for lunch with their three children ; I was able to play football, just like Zidane.

In the plate, there’s a large shellfish, ceviche (raw marinated fish or cooked with lemon), puffed corn, white kidney beans and small vegetables.

We’re well here but it’s time to get back on the road again heading for the capital, Lima, 1200 km away.

Did you see, Ulla, they most probably have excess cocoa, they’re throwing away the seeds.

No, XL, they’re drying them and here, no one steals them.

You’re right, Ulla, it seems that in this country, there are no thieves, tabernacle ! That doesn’t exist, a country without thieves…

Tell me, Ulla, does illiteracy exist here ?

Yes, like you, you don’t know how to read and write… ho, ho !

… it’s dangerous to fish on a plank…

… pumping fuel… we need it…. !

Ulla, how do they manage to live in the midst of nothing, well… desert ?

I don’t now, XL, but it’s very sad to me, that life !

Desert, and more desert…..

In spite of this stifling heat, there’s a village right spam bang in the middle of the desert… without a single tree…

Still desert….

Tell me, Ulla, there must be Israelis here as they manage to cultivate in the desert… it’s quite a feat as they have no water, bravo.

Oh la la.. Now a sand storm that’s not Peru….

Of course it is, XL, we’re in Peru, for goodness’ sake !

Ulla, watch out ; that plane is going to land in front of us on the road…

No, it isn’t, it’s pulverising pesticides, let’s close the windows quickly !

Look at this wall, XL, do you see here ? They’re not wanting less work hours or increases, but simply asking the government to be able to eat and less misery as this country is very, very poor, and they don’t complain more than that… unlike some in our country who are never happy because it’s raining, or because it’s hot or cold or something else… in short,  always dissatisfied… !

We’re nearing Lima, the capital of Peru and as usual, we will only go through this city quickly, as web sites will tell you more about it, so a few photographs and we’ll head off for the Andes mountain range.

LIMA et cordillère (7) LIMA et cordillère (8)

Did you see, XL, in Peru, fuel is the most expensive we’ve paid it since the start of our trip : unbelievable ! That’s 11,09 Peruvian soles or 3,60 US Dollars for a gallon, that’s 0,95 US Dollar for a litre of gasoil

Oh yes, that’s expensive !! So, Ulla, if I’ve understood this well, those who have cars here are few and far between… they’re the ones who pay fuel taxes which should benefit the poorest people… but that’s not the case, it seems.

You’re right, XL… moreover all the goods are carried by truck. There are no trains here… So the freight forwarders add on the price of diesel, called « D2 » here, on the price of goods ; that’s why everything is expensive, food and the rest…

Ulla, I already told you that we must not speak, nor judge the politics, or religion of the country we’re crossing !

You know, XL, we are in the midst of the Inca civilisation ; they were known to be warriors. Admire the earth block constructions  that dried in the sun and that they lay one atop the others, that’s the do-it-yourself way.

Ah, wake up, Ulla, there are two friends indicating to us that we are in the center of Peru, so half way across it.

 

No, but frankly, XL, they have open air fuel, and mountains of coal, and mountains with snow, so 

       

they’re cultivating, they’re fishing, they have all Man needs…

Why so much misery then ?

Because all the people told us that the money goes into the pockets of the politicians !

Ssshhh… Ulla… that does not concern us, don’t forget, that we’re not supposed to judge… !

XL, I’m cold with this altitude ; it’s only 7 degrees Celsius  (44.6° Farhenheit)  and yet it’s summer here… and on top of that maddening turns….

In the labyrinth of our only road, well trail… here we are in front of a crossroads… !

We must go Westwards… thank you the compass… OK.. we’re off

Ulla, get up, did you see these lamas, they’ve got red, white and blue flags on their ears to welcome us !

What nonsense you’re saying, poor XL… you’re dreaming… this altitude is having a bad effect on you.. you’re delirious... ! On the other hand, I see Incas ruins, but the lamas are not commenting the details to us, what a pity.

This grocery store in the middle of the mountains is typical, but quickly let’s call our Gypsy back this man looks as if  he’s in falling in love…

Did you notice, Ulla, there is no running water, the clothes washes are done by hand… with a smile, and signs of the hand on top of that to welcome us

XL, come back in the car I see a condor wanting to eat Yorkshire… he could cut you up into York slices…

Nonsense, Ulla, I hate you, remember the bear in Alaska ? .. you wouldn’t act wise then !

Ulla, again a service station closed down, and yet it’s not Sunday today…

Yes, XL, you know, Perou has petrol and no stations, they should make an exchange with the USA as they have service stations and little petrol, or with France as it doesn’t have petrol but ideas. The world is soo badly organized !

Well yes, we can’t change a thing, by ourselves…

It’s true XL, we can’t change a thing by ourselves, but I’m sure they’re going to drill with the USA who will, as usual, make a contract, with the Government 80% for the USA and 20% for this country.

Ulla, you’re lying it’s because you heard the Peruvians say that, you’re not the one that’s for sure…

Shut up and look at this sign, XL : that says everything !

OK, you Ulla, look up front and I don’t dare look in the rear-view mirror… there are 10 cm.. at the very most !

Oh la la, the Andes Cordillera is the wages of fear, but they’re totally unconscious to take these roads well not roads but trails… so steep against the mountain…

XL, it’s craziness, there is only trail, the roads here are to be forgotten… I can’t sleep… I can’t !

Well, yes, it’s the only road going from Lima to Cusco by the Cordillera and it’s used, by buses and trucks… and some thoughtless travellers such as we are…

Ah, these winding turns spinning around the mountains… they’re frightening me…

No, Ulla, I don’t want to die, even if the cemetery is waiting for me around the bend.

Ulla, these tight turns make me shake with fear….

XL, stop complaining that way… excuse me… I must shut your little eyes as Death awaits us…

Me too, XL, I’m closing my eyes that bus is coming straight for us… both of us won’t go through…

Result : the bus backed up as we can’t with two trailers… but we exploded a tire by licking the mountain side too closely.

With spectators…

Ulla, our Gallic is the best, do you know why ? Because he saved us from that nightmare…

Yes, I know but I know one thing in any case that pig held on a leash, I could’ve eaten it…

Look XL, this peasant woman is as calm as the pig sleeping there… ! and I’m not !

Oh, stop, Ulla, …see the problem there are two trails again and we don’t know which one to take !

My dear XL, I see one thing, it’s that there are other mad people like our companions… those are Germans going Northwards… they’re nice at least see you on the web.

XL, these alpagas really have gumption to cross in front of our URO !

In front of what ? Our URO, but what is that ?

Think, XL, look at their heads, they’ve never seen such an expedition it’s an Unidentified Rolling Object !

Ulla, it’s true they have the same stunned look as the inhabitants when we cross their village in our rolling house so it’s become a URO

I’m tired Ulla, it’s winding and it’s turning and we can’t stop over any where…

Well, yes, the tourist stops are not planned for, you see that only a few peasants live here in huts, in the middle of the mountains with their sheep, their cow, donkeys, a few horses and lamas-alpagas.

XL, XL, look, it’s a mirage there is a small lake I’m going to be able to swim

You yes, but I want to sleep…. Super, we’re parking, it was high time nightfall is here.

Ulla, I believe we’re nearing a city, look the road is asphalted.

It’s great XL, now we can see the mountains by raising our heads, it’s beautiful.

 

Do you see, XL, it’s a typical pueblo with its grocer in her traditional dress showing us the road.

It’s an even more typical bar…

… and moreover we must pay the price of 3 cars at the road toll, that’s ridiculous…

Do you see, Ulla, you should have come onto this market place, full of marvellous colour…

…the telephone… is well protected

XL, I don’t get over it that Canadians such as yourself are on our road and moreover, they too are going to Ushuaia !

Yes, Ulla, and on motorcycles, if you please, that’s Canac (Canadian) courage ! See you later Patrice and Christiane.

         Ulla, how nice, all the village is coming to welcome us, by offering us mangoes, or avocadoes… from their garden,

 

They’re not rich not to say poor but their richness lies in their heart and in their eyes…

Yes, well while Mr XL is posing, our Gallic has spring soldering problems… 

During the repairs… a truckload leaves for Lima… and a baby sits for the photograph… with his mother..

And you and the Gypsy celebrate with the children of the pueblo… !

XL, operation successful all is repaired with the means at hand, the son José is at the bellows while the father is at the anvil…

Below, here is the workshop and the father – proud of his tools he has made them himself, bravo.

Our Gallic and our Gypsy decide to discover the magic potion of the village and to offer it to the whole pueblo, even the headmistress of the school is there and it’s Antonio who’s in charge of its preparation : a slice of orange is squeezed with cane sugar and honey, then rum… with or without ice… to your health ! and in Quechua which is the second dialect after Castellan, one says « Ahuayro » … (health)

Our friends all wanted to visit the URO… well… our rolling house but not everyone was able to fit in…

So the fiesta continued outside                               … thanks to all and see you soon…

 

….a good night to everyone…..

So, my Gypsy, are you coming ! as I’m singing Joe Dassin’s song (in the ear of my Gallic) « how long how far is your path father, how I would like to stop there… »

Oh, Ulla, finally a real city Cusco… I’m dreaming… !

Cusco

XL, that small meal, ceviche fish gave us energy to go visit Macchu Picchu….

Tonight we’ve been invited to have Christmas dinner with Omar Gustavo, his wife Delsy, and their little Maria Luciana, they know we’re going to visit Macchu Picchu and that our return is planned for 9.30 pm.

You know, they’re nice, Ulla, as they’re going to wait for their return to eat Christmas dinner.

OK, XL, bad news for us… as to go to Machu Picchu there is no road… so it’s by train, and dogs are not accepted… we must wait in the house for our masters’ return… !

But, Ulla, they don’t have any respect for dogs… this is a real nuisance !

Listen XL, do you know many people who travel in a rolling house, and with two dogs ? Usually tourists going to visit this site come by plane, so we wait for their return, that’s all !

6 am sharp the departure : see you our companions, be careful !

I heard the Gypsy say for the record, that this famous train cannot cross the city, built down below

So it’s obliged to go forward then to change tracks so as to go back to change tracks again in order to go further up the mountain and so on… until it gets to the suburbs, it’s quite special, long but original.

This train is carrying passengers bringing back different products to their village, this is typical.

That day, our companions were in Train number 487, there was a head-on ram crash… they were just shaken up but the drivers went to hospital (without gravity) and were 3 hours late… spectacular that detail !

To celebrate our arrival… safe and sound… a small welcome cocktail in the Machu Picchu Pueblo.

The discovery of Machu Picchu occurred by hasard when the explorer Hiram Bingham found himself on the trace of the last Inca fort of Vilcabamba, then he found the last Inca capital and made known the existence of the sacred city of Machu Picchu in 1911, he chose to call it by the same name as the mountain on which it was found, Machu Picchu, which means « old summit » in Quechua, the native tongue.

In order to visit this city we have an original guide             … a lama….

On top of the high degree of Inca architectural development and stone art possessed by Machu Picchu, a great part of its beauty is due to the surrounding landscape and the majesty of the city, it’s magnificent.

The latter is surrounded by cliff drops and mountains, between the Andes and the Amazonian jungle.

We get back to our two friends XL and Ulla, at midnight totally panicked in our house, first because they’ve been cooped up indoors 18 hours in a row (without any damage) and on top of that, tradition here is to fire off crackers, and that noise is ten times bigger for their ears than for ours.

It is true that is resembled the start of a war, but here, crackers announced the birth of Christ.

Well, you see, XL, I don’t hear a thing any more, as I think I’ve become deaf !

Ah, OK, so you don’t  hear a thing if I tell you that Christmas dinner is served next door and that we’ve been expected for the past 3 hours now…

        I’m coming, I’m coming, oh yes, I hear you really well ! Thank you XL.

 
Puno

Ulla, I’d really like a hat like that pretty yellow one, it’s the typical Puno sombrero.

XL, we’ve been looking at Lake Titi-Caca, for a good while now, but we can’t get near it, nor touch its waters.

We can’t park anywhere, it’s despairing… I can’t even take a dip…

From up there, I see baskets for the trout breeders… up ahead I see snow-capped mountains, our companions have said that that’s Bolivia… but really, how can I explain that such a superb lake such as this one, deserves to have facilities for tourists which would generate money for Peru !

Stop Ulla, you know just as well as I do that expeditions as ours don’t come here…

 

Shut up, Ulla, we park up there and admire the countryside, you very well know that this is not Peru…

 

Yes, Mr XL, here we’re in Peru and touristically speaking there is work to be done, that’s all !

Go and get petted, while I think….

Well, really XL, even the trucks bear  your name….

While I’m waiting, you, Mr XL, the copilot looks at the streets we must cross, with our 18 metre long convoy.

That’s it, he’s whistled, he’s happy to stop strangers over, for him it’s the best pick !

Ulla, this time I’ll help you rip off your muzzle if needs be but it’s enough…

You’re right, XL, look at the nice head he has….

No, don’t be too aggressive, Ulla, you’re aware a policeman here only earns 300 dollars, so he’s rounding off his month’s pay this way, and that’s why the profession of which the Peruvian youths dreams of is that one.

It earns better money than to sell sheepskins on the roadsite.

Or puffed corn….

…in short, that INCA is looking over his country…

Tell me, XL, did you notice how the city of Pomata before the Bolivian border, is clean and welcoming.

Thank you to the inhabitants and friends of Peru, you who are ready to give what you don’t have, know that we Westerners have a true lesson of life to learn from you and especially we hope Peru will progress.

Peru is really difficult to cross in a small truck, it’s true, but this country is really charming !

OK, Ulla, are you coming…. ?

We’re waiting for Mrs Ulla to end her piggish conversation to enter Bolivia.

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