Carnet de route
Bolivie

XL, calm down, I heard say that Bolivia strangely resembled Peru not regarding the possibility of being aggressed there, but concerning the roads… which are in the same state.. this is promising….

Ulla, when you’re crossed the Andes mountain range three times, you’re used to it !

XL, I know they’re in Bolivia :

8 million inhabitants thus 13 per sq. km. For 1,098,581 sq. km.

Ulla, watch out, we’re heading for the customs administration and transport of live animals that we are… be cool and be courageous… !

Unbelievable, XL, a few papers to fill in and a few stamps to get.. the whole is finished in 30 minutes, I time dit.

Here, at the Yunguyo border, I don’t know if you notice dit, Ulla, there are more people on foot than in cars and each person transports his goods from one country to the other…

Here, on your left, is the Bolivian Lake Titi Caca and….

Stop, XL, I don’t believe it… you’re pretending to be a tourist guide now ? Totally out of it all.. Growing old makes you feel too sure of yourself.

OK, OK, so you be the one to tell our readers that we’re headed for the capital of Bolivia, La Paz.

Ssshhhtt ! A policeman and he isn’t smiling, if they’re as corrupted here as they in Peru, we’re not out of trouble !

XL, have you already seen a policeman smile ? It’s not in his education ; if not, he wouldn’t be a policeman.

Ah, we need gasoil ; we’re going to fill up the tank as the rate here is cheaper than in Peru,  3,72 Bolivian Pesos to 1 litre. Good, we’re going to get savings here.

Look, here’s a SOAT (obligatory insurance) salesman, and seeing the state of the shop, we should remain watchful, as soon as we leave, let’s go to the police to have this policy checked so as not to have a forged insurance policy « Ho, ho »

No, no, no, Ulla ; I don’t agree even if our Gypsy is stocking up on food a little…

Why don’t you agree, XL ?

Well, look at the road in front of us, what is it ? A river, OK… but if you look better, Ulla, there is no bridge… those are wooden « make-believe fishing boats »… with outboard engines.

Ulla, I warn you that I don’t want to go aboard that thing and too bad for visiting Bolivia !

Stop, XL, calm down our Gallic said, « if the buses and trucks can cross the river, well, we should be able to also, by Jove.. Let’s go, let’s go… ! » Let’s face the San Pedro de Tiquina passage.

Ulla, I’m so scared… on top of everything no one can take any photos to witness our courage ; we’re going to die, all of us drowned in one go, we can’t even get out… Farewell.. !

Thank you, little Jesus… !

Ulla, there is no more river to cross, but look in the distance : we’re heading for the snow-covered mountains….

Well, we went for it, didn’t we ?... a snow blizzard storm in Bolivia !  The road is so slippery that even the photos are blurry…

And we, Ulla, we’re still moving forward… "This is completely crazy"    Dear Mary, hallowed by thy grace, pray that I still live for a long time, I’m not even 2 years old..

Look, XL, stop praying, you’re alive, the gypsy’s coming out of this very beautiful church to say thank you, as do the Bolivians for so much protection.

Pinch me, Ulla, it’s true ? I’m alive ?

Ulla, I’m really happy ; we’ve arrived in a city, La Paz, capital of Bolivia.

XL, You tell them, we’re only crossing big cities and only to obtain information, one can consult Google, we don’t have the knowledge contained in touristic sites.

OK, you see, Ulla, the twists and turns aren’t over…

Of course, XL, let me explain, we’re heading for Chile so compass South-West, and it’s true we could have taken the direction to Argentine so South-East, but Argentine will be for later (when we come back up from Ushuaia) and I heard say that the Chilean Patagonia is magnificent so our masters have taken this decision

Ah ? Because there are two Patagonias ?

Yes, XL, the Chilean Patagonia and the Argentina Patagonia, we will visit both then we’ll come back up Argentina up to South Brazil, Paraguay and our final destination is Urugua.

Oh, no, Ulla, I don’t believe it, I’m going to bec o-pilot again for how many kilometres ?

I don’t know… I’m sleeping… !

Ulla, wake up, quickly… look at this wooden bridge… and this narrow path… we’re 18 metres long…

We’re not going to make it…….

You see with  your bad vibrations… it’s a disaster… the front wheel is dug into the ditch… !

Well, you see, XL, here, there’s no telephone… to call CAA Quebec so… help yourself and Heaven will help you plus a zest of recklessness, powdered with philosopy and all will end well…

Stop shaking and trying to be « mollycuddled » and look at our Gallic and his gypsy came out of it all right, with jacks and wooden chocks, and after one lengthy hour, we’re off again.

The roads are sure not improving…. I’m all for toll motorways, they’re so reassuring… !

The lamas are still as surprised to see a URO… (Unidentified Rolling Object)

XL, bad news… another piece of bad news : Badaboum, the spring blades have broken again.. but we’re lucky it’s just when we’re reaching this village.

What are we going to do to repair now ?

XL, let it go… our Gallic is giving a hand to the inhabitants to load up this truck… and as it were, they found us a solderer….

Ah, Ulla, if we make a book one day, well, we’ll have things to say in it, … won’t we ?

Look at the pueblo inhabitants… they haven’t often seen tourists around, the Paris-Dakar race should come to this country to set up the competition « Ho, ho !! »

You see, XL, in spite of the rain and the cold during the repairs, our Gypsy is learning Quechua, the Bolivian native tongue which is the same as that of Peru,  she says it resembles an East-European language and is teaching them French, while she’s telling them about our trip… but most of them don’t know where Europe is located….

XL, don’t be jealous of our gypsy’s young protégé ; she’s saying he’s her Bolivian « street boy » !

Come on, it’s repaired, we’re back on the road… Ulla, but the road is still as bad… courage !

Oh, Ulla, I can’t make it any more… we’ve just crossed 20 km and we’re having a flat under the rain… what joy !

What are you complaining about, XL, if you knew the truth…

What truth…. Come on, tell me.. !

Ah, so you want to know… well, we don’t have a spare tyre as both of them are burst…

Well, too bad, I’ve had enough, we’ll continue on our rims, then….

Poor XL, you’re really out of it..

Come back here, Ulla, altitude really doesn’t do you any good, you don’t even notice you’re speaking to a pig !

XL, I know……I know, but we still have 300 km to go and we’re reaching the Chilean border… and I heard our Gallic say to his Gypsy that there is no more mountain to cross… well, just a little bit… so-called … !

Wow… I hope there are roads over there at least…. !

How sad, what poverty…. Thank you to all the Bolivians for your kindness….

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